new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
we took turns throwing up in the kitchen sink last night...no i am not doing the dishes
I'm at verizon, the guy asked me why my phone is full of seeds. Deff. Not leaving my phone with you anymore.
they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
I'd say I'd distract him, but I lose my psychic powers when guys get girlfriends. And by psychic powers I mean taking off my top.
I'll have my hookups make my March Madness picks. Win my bracket, win my heart. That's how it works right?
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
I don't think it's ever a good night if I'm this hung over and I didn't even get an orgasm out of the deal...
These tits shall not be calmed
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