That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
I wasn't trying to make you feel bad, I just agreed with you that your life does suck.
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
i don't really know how much tequila is too much
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
YOU GOT KICKED OUT OF FIVE GUYS LAST NIGHT FOR THROWING PEANUTS AT THE PEOPLE WHO WORK THERE?!
correction: escorted out
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
I got the number from the girl at uhaul even after she saw me throw up all over the parking lot with a 6 pack in my hands.
We have so much sex to catch up on
It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
Yes. I'm realizing that sports games are good reasons to drink. I just cheer when everyone else cheers.
rest in peace liver.
It was nice having you occupy space in my body that could be holding beer n chicken.
that's going in my livers obituary.
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
On a side note. I slept with a stuffed giraffe last night. Found it in my bed when I came home and snuggled with it. Drunk me reverted to being 2
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