they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
Did I ever tell u about how my buddy fucked peter coors's daughter and made a tshirt that said I TAPPED THE ROCKIES with her picture on it?
I got Green Bay stickers to put on my nipples. This way when I flash it will look like I did it out of spirit as opposed to drunkenness
I just crawled out of bed at 5AM to make her a peanut butter and Nutella sandwich. Somewhere in the distance, I could hear whips cracking.
Fuck away man. Like 3% of these new people will be back next week. This is the best week of the year to slam bitches at the gym.
I just threw in a dip with a guy that superglued his fake tooth back in today. My life is complete.
Is it really bad that my last patient offered to fuck my brains out if I gave her IV morphine...and I gave her my phone number and told her when my shift is over?
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
I had to cum in my sink.
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