Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
It was my birthday today and i decided that i am not checking my notifications on facebook so ill feel popular
Wrong number and your a loser
The highlight of my Saturday night was singing along to the sound of music alone in my room.
She sent me a text saying she picked out 17 different Halloween costumes for our kids when they hit the age of 4... The cling factor should have me running right now but honestly I'm just curious
Please tell me that text was part of your elaborate Brett Favre costume; otherwise, dude, wtf?
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
I want a nosebag of coke after my exam. Like what horses have. Coked up horses. No excuses. I love you.
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
I wish you looked at me the way you looked at my brothers penis
Who brings nunchucks to a funeral?
Drunk you wants to be petty, not you you.
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
Our relationship revolved around Taylor Swift albums. It's no wonder it ended so fast
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