thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
a slip n slide in 50degree weather was the 2nd dumbest thing i have ever done. the 1st was hitting the wooden fence i believed was supposed to "help us stop"
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
I'm too tired to go all the way tonight, especially if you're going to quote Katy Perry at me during
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
Getting too drunk for the hot dog vendor to serve me is possibly a sign of an alcohol problem. I threw up in the sewer grates next to his stand
Did you just reference Ludacris during my possible pregnancy scare of 2012?!
He showed up in a dinosaur costume bearing a tray of cupcakes. He even let me hold his tail. I'm marrying this guy.
Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
When did it become normal to wake up in the middle of the night to take a group bathroom break and have a 10 minute discussion on where the next football game is?
Just cried because I'm out of oreos. This post-molly depression can go fuck itself.
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
The worst thing about having to live at your parents again is the struggle to make up more excuses to cover up the booty calls.
There's literally not a single picture of him with a shirt on. I can't talk to him without dislocating my eye balls.
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