Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
I just rolled a joint with a page from On The Road by Kerouac. I have never felt like more of a hipster.
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
There comes a point, as I lay on the floor of the work disabled toilets contemplating catching 10 minutes sleep between chunders, that I wonder if its really worth it
I can't believe i just offerred a guy a burrito and head, and got turned down. Officially celibate now.
I'm in the line at Chipotle thinking: "What combo will best prepare my body for the open bar I'm going to subject it to tonight?"
IM HUNGOVER AT MOTHERS DAY BRUNCH AND A NUN FROM CHURCH JOINED US
...I just melted into my bed. I am one with the bed. I am 600 thread count.
ya well i woke up to my roommate spraying me with windex...
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