This is the last time I call a hotel to see if you or some random guy paid for the room last night.
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
Dude. You gotta go home. I think I left the snake hanging on the chandelier.
Woke up in the middle of my kitchen clutching a cheesy gordita crunch
Yeah we fucked. I ran into her the next day, I had to pick up the girl scout cookies I ordered from her boyfriends kids.
I think I gave a random lady a dildo
Again?!
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
Just puked most of my soul out..
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