so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
Dude he downed 9 shots of tequila, sang bohemian rhapsody with 3 randoms Wayne's world style, solo'd closing time, chased the hot bartender's dog all the way to main, tackled him, carried him back, hot bar tender hugged AND kissed him, then he does a jumping heel click and leaps into my car through the window. Next rounds free at the yeti. Needless to say your little brother is a tequila god.
Basically.
I just started talking about my sextoy because I wanted things to be normal again.
my cat just photo bombed my nudie.. does this qualify me as a cat lady?
Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
I just ate the lyft drivers bacon cheeseburger. Well fuck me this night escalated quickly.
Every text my dad sends me is an AA mantra. Might be time to take a look at my life.
I need to stop challenging people to taking off clothes. I win too often
Hi,\n\nYou left your underwear in my Uber. Thanks and bye.
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
Randomize
