Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
i forgot to tell you that olivia sent me a text yesterday that the mormon girl got caught with weed in her vagina at school
i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
oh my god its dad's weekend for the sororities i can't wait to throw up in front of all these parents
but you don't have to sleep on top of four different cum stains because you'd rather buy a case of Franzia than spend $3.50 in the student laundry room
Update: I just puked into a sock. It was the only thing available at the time. Why I happened to be holding a sock, we may never know.
literally overdrew my bank account at 3 in the morning to eat subway with 7 sherriffs.
You sir are most definitely in. Better get your penis an umbrella as that bad boy is gonna get soakkkkkkeddddd.
Yeah he's definitely gonna feel that one when he wakes up. I beat the shit out of him with that broom handle.
I don't hate him I just hate being present to see him consume 80 dollars worth of alcohol and then try to tip people with left over money on a Walmart gift card
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
You know, we cock-blocked like 5 people last night. It's like we're her vagina goalies
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
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