I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
She kept calling me her DD, which I assumed meant designated driver, so I was confused because I don't even have a car. Found out later it means designated dick. It's what her and her friends use as code for the guy they want to hook up with at the end of the night. I feel so used.
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
Green mimosas i think yes
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
i feel like the 7 eleven by your house knows our deepest, darkest secrets
Oh my god what did I do. My hands are scraped, there are pickles on the floor, my clothes are wet, and I don't remember how I get here. Thank you.
sleeping in bed with your booty calls married sister...you're the stuff heroes are made of.
I know it's my dream I got hurt enough to leave work but not hurt enough to stop drinking
We banged in my car doggy style with my head out the window. The sky was marvelous and I saw a shooting star. Its destiny; we're meant to fuck forever.
Btw, how did you break into my room, and why did you decide that covering the mushrooms with a blanket was more secure than a lock on my door?
my vagina can't handle any more of our 4 day long smash bash. it should be like a holiday or something. should only happen once a year.
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