Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
At one point during the moaning he reminded me of Forrest Gump
That glade motion activator thing keeps going off every time we pass the bong. I don't know what I'm getting high off right now.
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
hey you knew what you were in for when i showed up with 2 fifths of Jim. plus i left money to pay for a new sink
You can't buy drugs with a ziplock bag full of quarters, chuck-e-cheese coins, and a starbucks giftcard.
watch me
You're right. Single life welcomed me back with open arms. It's like it knew it wasnt going to be long when I left.
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
In the future, could you not call me 'bro' while we're having sex?
I really don't want to get drunk alone tonight. Like, I'll do it, but I won't enjoy it.
I just want him to make us coffee. And whack off into the sunset
Happy 20th birthday! I hope you like anxiety and having your debit card declined at McDonald's!
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