This house was built for laser tag.
he said "cool" when i took off my bra and proceeded to stare wideeyed at them the ENTIRE time. it was like sleeping with the kid i showed my boobs to for the first time in 6th grade.
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
Christopher Columbus didn't sail the ocean blue so I would have to go to class and not have sex with my boyfriend
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
Bottom line; if I'm coming out of my bat cave to do the dishes and get a chicken wing and I have no pants or makeup on and my messy bun looks more like Santa got leprosy and crashed his sled into the back of my head then let me be. That's all I'm saying.
...I just added shower water to my vodka on ice\n#sendhelp
I was just at Kroger and saw some guy with a steelers balloon... ran up to him and popped it. NO RAGRETS.
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
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