question: does your pee smell like mojitos at all?
just threw the rents a curveball by making french toast and bacon when i came home sober. good luck tellin when im high/drunk now.
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
Since when does a beard not count as proof of age at the liquor store?
You just begged me to mute the porn and watch her ass bounce while listening to dubstep the whole time.
All I got from that conversation with the officer was "blah blah blah, you're disgusting, blah blah blah, $500 fine, blah blah blah, be in court Tuesday."
My prof gave me extra credit for drawing a ninja on my paper and writing "ninja will up my grade"
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
So I come home yesterday and my brother is like "watch this" and it turns out he's been retraining my dog to come running when u say "anal"
Some guy just ate one of the dog treats. I have him a free beer. I love my job.
Well, if you're anything like me you'll get a lot of ass when you turn 30, so that's a plus
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
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