she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
i never thought i'd have to say "please stop having sex on me"
wow.
yeah, it was that bad.
a strip club that doesn't allow touching or asking for sex... whats the point?
unless her vagina can tell me my horoscope in sign language, I'm not going.
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
I walked home with an awkward asain couple. There was a language barrier but I think we're friends now.
he referred to his penis as the bashful dwarf from snow white
Two word: claymation porn. Think about it.
I don't think I can ever express my appreciation for the things you text me.
i've written a new chapter in the saga of unexpected dongs
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
Excuse you? I'm an asshole at least 90% of the time. Get it right.
Here’s how sick I am. I’m not hungry. I don’t want coffee. And I don’t want dick. So, you know it’s bad.
By the end of our first date my penis was pierced.
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