He asked me to sit on his face, but i didnt, for 2 reasons, one, i had just pooped like 20 mins before sex, and two, this could be my future husband. so i skipped on sitting.
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
who do i root for if I want Christiano Ronaldo to win the world cup on a team by himself and then bang chicks on the pitch?
i'm gonna need a rally to restore sobriety after this weekend...
I was the one passing out cake at the bars
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
Just had a memory of you pretending to be a begging dog putting your head on my lap while I fed you. Great night to try a new drug.
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
Well supposedly when the cops came, they say I tried to get them in a conga line like Jim Carrey in The Mask. So....yea
Sorry you saw me having sex with your brother on the beach
he asked if he should bring the trash can into the room.. apparently i shoved my finger all over his face and said.. shhhh dont talk... just take your pants off.
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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