you know that hot chick that stutters? talk about an awkward orgasm
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
my breakfast just consisted of gushers (made with real fruit!) and they're trying to tell me im not eating right?
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
Its important to me that you know there is a tambourine down my pants.
yolo... Doesn't that stand for 'shut the fuck up'?
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
Holy. Crap. I just found a hickey on my bikini line. He never got my pants off. WHO IS THIS MYSTICAL HOOKUP WIZARD?
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
I just...no. You make my soul cry. You are giving me karma-cancer. This torture of my majesticness can no longer be tolerated.
Stay positive! You think people like sad vaginas? NO! You'll get some!
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
I'm trying to imagine how upset he was when he realized that he had been cockblocked by a picture of a sloth and I am drawing indescribable pleasure from it.
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
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