ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
I'm pregaming before our pregaming dinner...with peanut butter and beer. I think I need to re-evaluate my budget...
Just the budget?
Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
It's amazing how many friends she makes simply by carrying that flask of whiskey everywhere she goes.
Just got super judged by a walmart cashier for buying diet pills and candy in the same transaction. Like she has her life figured out.
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
I woke up naked to an alarm set for 11:18 pm and missing a shoe. How was your night?
You ran out of his house yelling "I got the goods!" Then you pulled toilet paper rolls out from under your shirt.
Sorry I peed on your ottoman
At about 2:30 i found you passed out in my closet with your face covered in cheese whiz
Well, I ruined his toilet and he's still completely okay with me. Plus, it took him like a week to tell me.
If a girl I didn't love ruined my toilet I don't think I'd stick around.
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