I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
How do you politely bring up someone's criminal record?
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
He asked me if we could throw a lingerie party together so I guess he's single again
It's a gift. Kind of like morning wood in my brain.
I'm stoned and just shared 4 cookies with this chicks dog
They're raisins though so they're healthy. No worries.
Heb just said, and I quote, "let's go to Who's On Third and fuck a fishbowl with our mouths. I am going to fuck this van." and then he humped a van.
Tonight I celebrated marriage equality by letting a girl I don't know kiss me at the club.
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
You kept running around yelling "I need my pajamas" & then you got naked. Shit just went downhill from there.
Oh my god, my vagina is cursed. He's cursed my vagina so that no one but him can maintain a boner around me. I'm sure of it.
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