hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
She ate the cookie then went to the emergency room. Now her fam is pressing charges. Don't people understand you DON'T steal baked goods from potheads??
If she were to ever cheat on her husband, I'm positive I'm the the go to guy. Which flatters me and weirds me out at the same time.
I tried to explain to the cop how we all have skeletons in our closets but he just wouldn't listen.
I was asking the bouncer, "if I fall will you catch me?" which then turned into "if I jump off the roof will you catch me?" He said no.
he asked me to "shake his dick" when he introduced himself, playing naked football with you in our living room. $100 says you two get married one day.
Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
Fuck you fireball...just straight up fuck out of here
Last night you were prentending to be a broom stick...you were laying on the floor and humming the Harry potter song.
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
But the real reason your aunt is drunk crying is because she has already had four margs and went for a 5th and someone is trying to stop her
Just peed on the front lawn of the capital building. Great American.
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
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