We're like a lot better than the average bears
So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
you traded sex for a burrito?
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
Hey bro u need to come home now, me and andy just had a 15 minute conversation about fig newtons. f this bong
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
That one life defining moment when you catch yourself pouring whisky into your hot chocolate at 4 am, whilst crying and talking to your dog.
Well, for starters, she called the condom a "dick mask."
I'm looking forward to the release of my future best seller - "Three Words to Make Your Relationship 100% Better: Surprise Blow Jobs"
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
I don't really want to talk about it, but if anyone finds my unicorn mask with my bra in it, I would really like that back.
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
A girl showed up in my tinder and I have it set to only men... I super liked her because I need a lesbian experience
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