May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
Listen, I'm 30. If it doesnt involve a super soaker and some chicken wings, you can count me out.
I just chased the everclear with Listerine...I think I found my new chaser!
If I had a motorized wheelchair, I'd just chase the squirrels on campus all day.
Life lesson. Learning to pee left handed is easier than learning brickbreaker left handed. Rather lose a few drops than a few lives
I'm sorry but you're choosing a girl that faked a pregnancy when you wouldn't return her calls over a more attractive sane girl who you begged for a chance with last week? God you're a loser.
i went out at 5pm and cant remember anything until 3am...i was at the bus stop parking lot running around doing the Arrested Development chicken calls.
I hope you get eaten by satanic starfish.
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
So I crawled off the trampoline to puke in the neighbors yard. Wonderful house guest right here
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
Good news!! I can adult!! 😂 turning down the strip club on a weeknight has become my crowning achievement ðŸ˜ðŸ˜‚
Either I'm getting old or the shit show is playing earlier than it used to...
If there's someone that knows accidental pantlessness, it's Mike.
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