I don't care if he is my ex... I have the deed to his dick until someone else fucks him. We broke up 2 years ago.... I am still holding that deed!
If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
What is a reasonable amount of condoms to keep in my condom wallet without it being creepy that I have too many?
I should go buy the economy size box of condoms and sprinkle a path like rose petals to my bed... Think he'd get the hint?
You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
"What's your dick like homie" is not really an acceptable thing to say out loud
They say find what you're good at... Evidently that's showing up late for everything, drinking, and eating cheese for me.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
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