Nothing is worse than puking naked in front of strangers
Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
you convinced me to pee myself because I was wearing dark jeans.
What kind of person begs for a BJ from someone who just got their wisdom teeth out?
Also we decided you're the person whose going to die at my bachelor party...do the math you're the most logical choice
i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
Shit my boyfriend's roommate thinks thinks: I love getting woken up to the sound of my roommate getting a blowjob
i definitely signed you up to receive text message notifications from a jukebox last night. Not even sorry.
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
I got sriracha sauce on my mask while I was eating fast food, now wearing it makes me hungry
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