North Korea, Best Korea!
you sent me the whole alphabet, one letter a text. it took 15 minutes to read them all
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
Just because im a good person doesn't mean that I don't reserve the right to be a complete dick about it.
Yeah we fucked. I ran into her the next day, I had to pick up the girl scout cookies I ordered from her boyfriends kids.
Can you repeat that, but with context?
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
I was so high I just stared at the papa john's app on my phone and cried
he’s basically the devil with a fuck boy hair cut and chlamydia
Let me atleast have my coffee before you start talking about your penis
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
It’s the biggest dick I’ve ever seen. His IQ drops 25 points when he’s hard because there’s no blood going to his brain
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
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