The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
Believe it or not I'm actually not the only person sitting in the back of the train covered in glitter and drinking whiskey out of an arizona iced tea can. Small world.
They just keep looking funny at me. No one has attempted to tell me that I don't make sense though so maybe they're all way more high than I am.
Ate a live seahorse, then tried to order a nacho bell grande from an ATM.
How the fuck do you get to keep practicing as a Nurse.
She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third
Let's hurry up so I can puke at home instead of my van
Wow just discovered I can communicate my favorite sex positions using only emojis god bless this age of technology
He's mad about lube? You know what, don't even. I'm not in the proper mindset to discuss lube.
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
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