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found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
i'm watching a show about a girl who died from masterbating with a carrot. A FUCKING CARROT, EMILY! YOU NEED TO BE CAREFUL!
I told my boyfriend my favorite food was strawberry poptarts, now my email inbox is getting spammed with nude pics of him with his dick in a poptart box..
Theres a baby at this concert double fisting pacifiers. shes gunna do great in college.
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
I walked in on you eating olive oil off of a plate. you gave me this look and I just started crying. we were that drunk.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
I can't believe you big bird do not remember battling a shark last night it turned into a Pokemon battle and big bird over powered the shark
Bitch guess who just got a fucking taser
I just found out that there's a bar that has happy hour at 12 pm. It's like the universe doesn't want me to be sober
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
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