What's your middle initial? I need it for the census. I put us down as "unmarried partners."
Oh my god... you're gay. Ps, its A.
No no. According to the 2010 US Census, we're gay.
there's a sledge hammer in the bottom of the swimming pool... so whatever happened last night was probably awesome
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
My shoe was in my mailbox this morning. I can't stay sober today.
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
The best part of that night wasn't even the sex, it was listening to her explain to her boyfriend why she was naked in her room while I hid in her closet.
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
She said she had a surprise for me and sent me a video of her having sex with some fat dude. It was a mood killer
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
You know you're more responsible when you turn down your bed and make a clear path to it before you go out..
Randomize
