Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
he broke off your car antennae to use as a walking stick before he smoked because he claimed to lack the facial strength needed to open his eyes when he's high
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
I need to get some goddam control over my hormones
I forgot that I'm high because of how high I am.
The high school classes are online, not my sex life. He still comes over for “teacher / parent conferences.” A couple more “conferences” and I’ll be able to rewrite the Sex Ed curriculum
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