would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Topless wife handwashing shirt. Tonight marriage is good.
He made me stop in the middle of giving him a blowjob so he could go get his glasses. because he "wanted to see". I need to stop dating nerds.
She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
I am making dinner in lingerie and heels and there is a 75% chance his roommate is going to walk in on this.
Yup. There he is. This conversation is awkward.
Whiskey chased with ice cubes? Here's a big FUCK THAT to that
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
Cheers to being single today. There's an entire box of franzia with my name on it.
if a CSI technician examined our hotel room with a black light he'd think we hit the Pulse button a DNA blender without a lid
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
The fact that he quoted freebird as his breakup speech was a little more classy than expected
I peed on his bed and he still likes me. #keeper
I didn’t want a minivan, but I have to admit it’s made it a lot easier to hook up with the dilfs at soccer tournaments
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