You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
I'm drinking with 3 chicks and 1 gay dude. 100% chance I'm getting laid and 75% chance I'll enjoy it.
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
Wow way to turn my death into an oppurtunity to get laid
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
We got back from the bar and started watching bizzare foods, which subsequently led to the consumption of large amounts of rancid lunch meat and small insects.
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
You poured a bottle of water into the salad bowl and said "bowls are a joke" and then poured it into your lap.
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
Rough birthday weekend. Eating McDonalds in the shower and used a fifth of sky as a pillow last night
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
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