This is not my ceiling
oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
If there is ever a next time, care about me enough to lube it up no matter what my drunk ass says
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
you kept saying 'its nothing a six pack wont fix' as they loaded you into the ambulance.
My professor just gave us a margarita recipe.
Why?
Because, and I quote, he "wants to give us the tools to succeed in life."
I just used my AAA membership to fix a strippers flat tire in return for a lapdance...does that make me a bad person?
Pretty sure I picked a cat up off the street and took him home with me, fed him tuna, then let him go
Note to self...boner negates all verbal agreements ...got it
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
And then god smiled down upon me and he said let there be hangover food and let it be Wendy's
I forgot wine drunk hurts
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
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