you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
considering I showed up there after a xanax, 2 bottles of champagne and some coke, no shirt and someone else s husband... I'm sure you can figure that one out.
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
Is she still in your room?
Not for long. My plan is to smoke her out like a small woodland creature.
You climbed on top of the bar, shotgunned a 25oz fosters and screamed, Steve Irwin was a God amongst men.
I'd rather blow Nickelback than be told he gave me gonorrhea. I'd even post it on Facebook for all of the world to like, share, and judge me.
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
Let's put a bunch of beers in a backpack and shotgun them in a Red Lobster bathroom
Sorry i ignored you for so long. I think my vibrator is broken.
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
Drinking is such a hassle. I wish I could just press a button and be drunk.
Randomize
