If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
The best was having to tell my 16y/o cuz and her bf that we could see him fingering her in the inner tube. Lucky for them, I'm the cool cousin... and was river-level fuckedup.
why do you have a stuffed bear wearing a thong and a seatbelt in your backseat??
I don't talk to her anymore. I lit her birthday presents on fire. Who the fuck puts candles that close to tissue paper?
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
Let me put it this way - if I had a list of things I would like between my legs, she would rank below the cello I turned into firewood sophomore year.
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
The Blue Grotto manager called. He asked me for your name and number. Apparently, on reviewing the videotape he noticed you consumed a whole pizza by yourself. He indicated that he has a tshirt for you and wants to put your picture on his eating wall of fame. Apparently, you are the first such person to complete this incredible feat of eating. Congratulations to you!! I am so proud.
My Canadian brought me three bottles of maple syrup, a sunflower, and a pair of Oakleys back to the states...he's either drunk or he loves me
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
I think I'm pregnant again.
or as we call it, thursday.
Don't forget my pants whenever you come over, otherwise we can't get in.
I can handle him. I'm made of spite and hot wings.
If the multiverse is real, would you screw yourself? I'd screw myself.
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