i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
apparently my drunken alterego is a lazyeyed bisexual.
If Jon and Kate can get divorced...how hard can it be for me?
New requirements. My future husband must have a nose ring and wear headbands.
We are no longer friends.
Things are going great. I have tons of beer, margaritas, and theres an inflatable swan in the mix.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
New carpet is nice. I'm making carpet angels. Like a fresh snowfall.
Suddenly I feel like all I did this summer was have sex in our apartment
Well. No wine. And no real mixers. I'm using vodka and grape juice and calling it Slurrrlot. Happy Holidays bitch.
I accused him of not drinking enough alcohol and eating tacos after midnight. I was sober and he's not a gremlin. I would say bad.
While strippers were eating ones out of my boobs, several sources claimed trump shared classified info with the russians. We should get hammered on Mondays more often, bitch.
Maybe it’s too soon to casually tell the boss that I went to Tulsa for some dick last night
Your mom has reinvented the use of a ping pong ball.
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