I just changed her number in my phone to "You Wouldn't If You were Sober"
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
i walked into his room and he was eskimo kissing his weed..
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
im downtown. alone. lost. drunk. dressed as santa. dont find me. i just heard someone say mechanical bull.
Did they have a limo or was i just stoned?
All I know is she had me sitting on the kitchen floor with her little Pomeranian eating potato chips And shredded cheese. I don't even know dude. I don't even know.
Alright, who started the "how long till dereck gets deported from Australia" pool? I want in on that.
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
...I think i just fell in love with a random undergrad at first glance. He was the awkward young adult version of captain hook. Dear god i need to get off this campus.
He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
Only you could successfully troll for dick at a Hillel bake sale.
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
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