Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
like in an apt above a crackhead. A LEGIT CRACKHEAD. he woke me up every morning this week asking me if I wanted to buy a mini fridge and some CDs. at 5 am. EVERY DAY.
bailing my boss out of jail is a great way to spend memorial day
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
I just woke up wearing the O-ring from my dildo harness as a bracelet. Classy.
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
I wish there were birth control emojis
Ugh why can't people just be grateful for my penis
Getting robbed by hookers is def a right of passage in a mans life
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
u better not lose ur virginity to a sugar daddy who doesn’t post a pic of himself to tinder
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
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