I just fell asleep with a sandwich in my mouth at Cosi..people definitely saw
Instead of asking if I had a condom she literally said " I'm not on the pill but I'm pro choice... your move"... I'm in love
I was just like staring at the lawn boy while singing "You Belong With Me".
I am the king of creep.
I wish i could put a picture of my ass of my resume...that seems to be the only way i will ever get hired
its like she was born with a silver dick in her mouth
he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
Her boyfriend only talks to me because I know her period schedule
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
stalking the twitter feeds of girls who have fucked my current fuck buddy makes me glad we use condoms
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
Not sure what happened last night, but I woke up without a shirt on and cereal glued to my boobs...
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
wait i saw you last night?
we found you ass naked on the couch covered in pillows.
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