thus making me awesome and them whores
remember when you found twisted pleasure condoms in my parents bathroom? theyre gone.
What happened to the watermelon?
You fucked it.
I feel like my whole life has been one big pre-game for Mexico.
She didn't know my name but she knew I was Canadian so she just called me Canada. It sounded like the national anthem when we were fucking.
I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
It is official. It's the year of doin married chicks. Similar to the year of virgins but without all the baggage.
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
well that explains the french fry and ketchup packet rolled into the wasitband of my sweats. thank you drunk me.
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
So much Jack, so little girl.
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