420 ftw
Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...
I wish there was a Glade Plug-in for vaginas
you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
I just feel like everything is too perfect
He's probably a serial killer or chronic masturbator
Or both. Which is common
Invited the whole bar back to my place for an after party.....shit got real with everyone seeing dad drink moonshine like a champ.
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
I wouldn't hesitate to give up my job to have regular bowel movements again
I had just gotten to his place and was about to get some dick. No way was I gonna let her negative attitude affect my orgasm feng shui
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
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