Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
He said i looked like a shooting star sprawled out on the floor while i puked and i kept blaming "senor cuervo" for doing me dirty.
before we left she put a post-it on the floor next to the toilet saying she was a pretty pretty princess
the paramedics asked what clubs id be in next weekend so they can plan ahead.
Please. That's just a patriotism boner. I watched Michael phelps win another medal and had to change my underwear.
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
Btw kudos to your tongue last night. Sorry about that lady jizz in your beard.
Dude, I can't even reach my asshole to wipe it. I have a lot more to be thankful for this Thanksgiving.
I can't help you there
My husband gave me a key to his house. I thinks this means we're getting kinda serious.
you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
I’m going to bedazzle that dick
What does that even mean
No idea, but I guarantee he’ll get hard every time he remembers it
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