i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
Apparantly 7 1/2 Vicodin is a 1/2 too many.
I can't begin to describe what I look like walking through the grocery store with this outfit and chocolate syrup.
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
Let's just say that the best way to get a girls attention is not to slap her on the ass from the window of a moving cab.
I AM A HOUSE CAT. I CANNOT DO THIS LION BUSINESS WE CALL THE SINGLE LIFE
The uberlube is also flammable
I'm gonna hop on that dick and ride it into the sunset
I'm just gonna put on a documentary and throw up
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
i thought this was a perfectly normal conversation between two adult men about why this children's cartoon is quality television but no you just gotta be talking shit again
He asked me to fly out to Seattle to participate in a week of marathon sex so I'm at the airport now. I'll call you when I get back.
I went from swearing off of sex to planning a threesome. It's been a rollercoaster of a day.
I was giving you head in the kitchen, and when I looked up you were eating a quesadilla.
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