Most awkward thing ever: Meeting your BattleShits opponent post war.
it's kinda bad that we're already planning travel arrangements to his funeral
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
You thought your socks were broken. They were just inside out.
He's like the unplanned child of drunkenness
pretty sure I just came the closest to throwing up in my pants that I'm ever gonna get. I'd like to thank the academy and the hangover thatt I hope actually kills me in the morning.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
You know you're drunk when you're apologizing for your asshole at 4am to the toilet. Eat shit habanero bbq sauce, you've ruined my life.
DUDE FUCK CALL ME SHE HAS GRANDKIDS
I can't find my keys and there's a hotdog in my purse.
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
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