sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
The liquor store is having an inventory reduction sale. It would be a sin not to stop and help them out.
And we all know God doesn't like sinners.
Amen.
they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
Things we need. Powerade. Water in fridge. Mixers for vodka. And reality checks.
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
You will receive a large, large reward, worth much more than the actual phone you are holding, paid not only in cash but in sexual favors, if you return this phone! Please respond if you're interested in cash/sex/or just being a good person. Thanks and hope to hear from you soon!
When did our fuck buddy relationship, turn into me babysitting his dog?
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
Just checked my voicemails on the work phone on speaker. Thank you so much for the one of you screaming "COME FUCK ME NOWWWW!" my boss loved it ..
I HAD TO TAKE A SHOT OF JAGER AND SOME REDBULL JUST TO SEE IF IT’LL MAKE MY MOUTH FEEL BETTER
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
Why the fuck is Ian Naked eating string cheese in my guest bedroom?
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