the next time i see a chick with leggings under her jean skirt...i'm gona beat her ass with a fashion magazine...
How long do you need to date somebody until it is acceptable to fart in their presence?
The real question is how long do you need to date them to dutch oven them?
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
You are number one in my heart. But in the dick Olympics you're disqualified.
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
im actually trying to see how many sex dolls we need for our raft so we can stay buoyant while we attack kayakers
I would like you to know I am eating your apology chocolate, which means i forgive you for puking everywhere before formal
MY BRAIN IS OSCILLATING. DOES THAT EVEN MAKE SENSE
I actually just took 17 pictures of some guy at the gas station that needs to marry me now
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
I'm gonna make out with this 38 yr old. Mark my words. I don't even have daddy issues.
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