Ambien. No doubt about it.
Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
So I went out tonight...met a guy who slightly resembled my dad,huge creeper, he asked me to "hang out" so I gave him my moms number since he was more her type:)
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
it was my 21st birthday. took an old mans walker so i could stay till last call. reasonable right?
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
I don't know if it's lucky or if it really just makes my tits look THAT good, but I've never NOT gotten laid with this bra on
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
She just came home holding a fire hydrant. Yes a fire hydrant.
Donating $10 to Sandy victims for every hurricane I drink tomorrow. Buying me alcohol just became a good cause.
You fell asleep mid blowjob with my vibrator in your HAND. So no, I will not bring you pizza.
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
He said it wasn't ladylike of me to drink more whiskey than him. I told him to stop being a little bitch.
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