He had one of those small greek statue penises
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
she added me on facebook and her celebrity doppelganger is rosie odonnel. FUCK
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
No. If you are gonna end this, you are gonna do it right. Not by getting bombed and falling on a strange penis. That was the old you.
And I just got smacked in the face by my cat. Apparently I'm supposed to be awake now.
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
I don't remember much, but I remember he called me the dick whisperer, so it must not have been all bad.
I keep finding granola in my bed. This is what I get for sleeping with a guy from Oregon.
I woke up to a bum peeing outside my window, and he said, "This is embarrassing for you."
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
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