Walk of Shame. In a state park.
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
This guy just told me he wanted to bathe in bong water with me and then tried to lick my nipple through my bra. This could be love.
Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
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That is the best grammar in a dirty text ever. Excellent use of the semi-colon. And yes; I am hard.
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
We are in Florida for 3 days. The people in charge of shit brought: a waffle maker, a cheese grater and a SEWING MACHINE
AND NO VODKA
You know what I realized today? That my biggest regret of freshman year was ditching you and that foam party to have a one night stand with a skinny jean wearing vocal major.
I am concerned for your priorities but also really flattered. Flattery wins
It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
Well my normal tinder strategy of "Will I have sex with her when I'm sober" has been paying off
Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
Dude, I danced with Abe Lincoln! How could last night have been any better???
I just put together something from IKEA so that’s mandatory oral for a week.
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