yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
Just saw a girl leaving CVS on her bike with a case of beer. She tried to ride one handed with the case under her other arm and fell over off the sidewalk. I'm glad to see someone else's life is a bigger joke than mine.
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
when your friendship is based on dead babies and vodka there is a delicate balance. lesson learned. for what its worth, you are still my number one.
That reminds me...we need to get swords
Her vagina turned into a vuvuzela. I didn't know it was a possible to have a wet nightmare.
Please. That's just a patriotism boner. I watched Michael phelps win another medal and had to change my underwear.
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
Is it weird that the girl he dated after me had a child with him and it has my name? I think it means he's not over me. Or I'm really self absorbed...
He is really drunk but I just found $20 so it's like I am getting paid to babysit
Finally had sex in the new kitchen. Burnt the hamburgers and hit myself in the face with the freezer door. Worth it.
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
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