Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
you kept naming everything at the party...like "boy i'm going to make out with" and "table i'm going to dance on later"
Mark is going to get hypothermia. he is shirtless eating snow bc he "doesnt want to be dehydrated" tomorrow. youre in charge.
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
you had me at cake vodka
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
Was so close to hoppin on it but then I realize it's not a dick and I needed to keep walking. Primal instincts.
I wish university was like frosh week all the time and then they just give you a degree for surviving
Is her dick bigger than yours?
If you don't sing 'dust in the wind' at my funeral, I'll haunt you forever
she just sent our roommates a message asking them for a parakeet. are you gonna call later?
My orgasm happened in two different decades
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
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