Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
it's just weird having a massive boner in the morning when you could have used it the night before.
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
you're asking me why i keep burn ointment in my purse.... do you really want to know the answer to that question?
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
I think he's like 40 and maybe a little sociopathetic and i have never been so turned on
Another text to add to the intervention pile, i see
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
I yelled at the cab driver to slow down because my unborn children live here, and pointed to my uterus. I think my message was lost in translation though because he immediately offered me his card...
Would it be inappropriate to meet you at the airport after your family vacation so I can tell you all about the amazing sex I have been having?
Dear in laws. I am not spending any holidays with you. I dislike your company. A lot.
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