it's my fault, I passed out instead of getting up to pee.
Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
I'm going to need to borrow your helmet cam for my Wednesday night blackouts.
Wow. I grabbed the wrong container to rinse my contacts- it was a beer. And it comes out waaaay faster than saline.
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
we received free cupcakes at the first bar, and then I at the second bar i hooked up with a fat chick from Cincinnati on the patio.
you win some, you lose some.
I rammed pretzels and Jell-O shots down the throats of those I loved.
I just did shots of fireball with my dad in a car wash. How's your pregaming going?
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
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