i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
Dude let's go to Saudi Arabia. They outlawed valentine's day. And probably love.
Writing a love song to planned parenthood. what rhymes with "don't have AIDS"
I am pretty sure they consider me one of the "bros". They compliment girl's racks to me and are the human forms of dick-be-gone. They won't sleep with me more than once cause it's "weird", or let any "untrustworthy boys" sleep with me and I still help them get laid. Not...fair...
My mom just told me the story of how she met my dad through prison. How was your saturday?
Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
And know that if I ever text "road head?" that it comes from a place of caring and not a place of heartlessness..
I'm cutting her off I can't have my good name soiled with these kinds of shenanigans
Shit is preposterous
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
If you wanna fuck the pudding, fuck the pudding. Just not the chocolate, Im gonna eat that.
Instead of going to my moms birthday party I went over and gave him head. I should win non girlfriend of the year award
I pointed at him and said “there goes mr fuckwad”
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