I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Those strippers last night smelled great. It was the perfect mixture of vanilla and daddy issues.
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
I have been sober for so long that I miss hangovers... what is happening to this summer?
my goal was to make out with as many people dressed as batman as possible. I have my priorities.
Living room floor. I asked him to give me a back rub. He did. And smoothly transitioned that to foreplay, then basically threw me on the floor. My vagina hurts. He deserves another Christmas present.
I fell asleep after the worst sex of my life and now I'm snowed in with him. SEND HELP. CALL FEMA. GET ME OUT OF HERE.
Life is so difficult sometimes. Can you imagine? Going through life, constantly creating boners everywhere you go.
So I woke up with a terribly bandaged finger an then discovered a pot of bloody onions on the stove.....who the fuck decided it was a good idea for me to try and cook
No seriously you guys are gonna get arrested
Do me a favor I want you to reach down the front of your pants and underwear and just feel around for a while... if you happen to find your balls then join us
idk how I feel so profoundly understood by someone whose latest tweet is "labia majora's mask." but I do.
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
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