uhhh i just had a guy tell me he's seen more jam bands and done more drugs than i could err imagine. what a turn on.
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
Mars, I'm going to name my child horatio mars. He will hate me till he gets high. Then he'll understand
three words: i give head
three words: not that well
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
SARAH B AND I ARE GOING TO GO HALFSIES AND BUY YOU A CAT. IS THAT OKAY. TO KEEP YOU COMPANY DURING THUNDERSTORMS SUCH AS THIS ONE. ITS BECAUSE WE LOVE YOU.
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
Today's been pretty great, I went and bought the new Batman for the sole purpose of masturbating to Bane
The guy at the door just stared only at my boobs and said "I'm gonna let you in." 'Merica
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
Text me if something catches fire and I will put pants on
I'M OFFICIATING THIS WEDDING. HOLY SHIT.
Uhmmmm is there really any way to tactfully ask "you into me jerking you off with my feet... or nah" cause if you find one let me know 😂
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