I knew she was going to get knocked up just by looking at her facebook pics
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
Just found out I made out with the 40 year old Captain of the boat at the barge party. On the bright side he let me drive the boat so at least there's that.
Yeah, nothing like barfing into a grocery bag you just put dog shit into.
Best day ever, my junk is bigger than Kate Uptons boyfriends. Yay for Fappening day!
"I played a game called "how drunk can you get in a minute" last night. How was your Thursday?"
My moms new boyfriend looks like Stu Pickles if he was in a biker gang. He gave me free coke though, so come party?
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
So she said she could really go for a cheeseburger and I remembered I had one in my pocket. No idea where it came from.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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