Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
I wish I could rss feed the hooker ads on craigslist because it looks suspicious that I check craigslist every hour.
if I could go back to kindergarten and not fuck up my life, I so would.
doctor said mango vodka does not count as my daily servings of fruit. damn.
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
Damn it, I know in the morning I'm going to regret eating out of the trash...
Great. Woke up in Ts room wearing one sock, a glove and a beret with a sorrority chick CLEARLY out of my league. Jose Cuervo you ARE a friend of mine.
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
Also, I found your gauge.
I found it under my pillow like a gift from the Sex Fairy.
Basically one minute I'm sucking on her nipples and then 45 mins later we're at work and she's my boss.
Because you put the dick in ridiculously amazing boyfriend. And you deserve to have nice things happen to your penis. That's why.
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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