i don't like sucking hair
he thought i was a dude.
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
In attempts to Not be THAT GIRL in front of my new crush I will only drink a 12 pack instead of my normal case.
Come see our sink grown plant.
She's the only one so far who hasn't laughed at me naked.... I'm gonna marry her.
Well my dea agent brother is visiting so I'm gonna get high and see if he notices
He showed up to fuck me at the same time the pizza guy did. It was like everything I needed just showed up at my stoop.
the fact that my dorm room overlooks a children's daycare is enough initiative for me to have safe sex.
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
Is asking my 8-year-old brother if he will make us shot glasses in his ceramics class too far?
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
There's lube on my homework. #priorities
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
How did the test come back?
I've never been so happy to have a yeast infection. And i got a free pack of birth control
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