I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
Just shot my load on a stink bug. Thought you should know.
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
She fucked me for a ride to the airport. If this is what the rest of college is like, I'm never graduating.
My mom would probably be ok with my lifestyle as long as she doesn't see that photo of me doing bong rips in a Jesus costume.
Its a good night to get drunk in my onesie.
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
LETS THROW SHIT OFF THE PORCH
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
At Target. Everyone is stocking up on food and flashlights for this storm. I stocked up on beer. Dont judge me, it was on sale...
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
Randomize
