belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
Oh please tell me that I'm sleeping in your shower and not the neighbor's again
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
Dude. Once again. Cleaning house. Found weed I hid from myself a month ago. Celebrating/testing it out. if i dont text back in 10, call dominos.
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
Clearly you need to take sleeping pills and put your phone in the toilet
Who the fresh hell put 2 pillows a raincoat and a guitar on top of me to keep me warm last night
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