How, after 24 years of life, did I manage to revisit breastmilk
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
I just woke up in a puddle of boob sweat. Definitely time to consider a reduction.
come over i need a lifeguard for my shower
She gets me. First thing she said this morning "I'll buy breakfast if you can tell me my name."
Dude I should have just gone home with the guy with dreads and the cat
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
Was having relations of the behind variety with my girlfriend. Based on where we were at I could see myself in the bathroom mirror. You know I did the Patrick Bateman point and wink at the mirror and turned on sissudio by Phil Collins.
If someone plays phil collins i'm gonna take off my clothes
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
I remember waking up on the bathroom floor and seeing my teeth behind the toilet
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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